A deer that catches stars in its antlers
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
WATCH THIS PLEASE
Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops.
This song got addicting super fast.
|—||Sylvia Plath (via karenhurley)|
It’s almost that time of year again
BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH